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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:53
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Why has Schrödinger's Cat, the experiment, not actually been performed?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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What's your favorite stupid joke?
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)